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The Tony Baxter's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tony Baxter's Boat
November 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Tony Baxter's Boat was at one time full of Tony Baxter's things, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can visualize this attraction less than a quarter hour after park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young wimps.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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