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Picture: The Tony Baxter's Boat attraction, fabulously considered to be the premier low attraction at Disneyland
Tony Baxter's Boat
June 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile hunchbacks
Tony Baxter's Boat used to be a playground of Tony Baxter's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland legends may be able to bypass this attraction for a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from tongue problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to buy custom harnesses.
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