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The Tony Baxter's Boat attraction, rapidly departing in the morning park light

Above: The Tony Baxter's Boat attraction, rapidly departing in the morning park light

Tony Baxter's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 2009
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Targeted at: Money-grubbing mothers

Description

Tony Baxter's Boat was originally jam-packed with Tony Baxter's boat things, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.

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