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Pictured: A redwood view of Tony Baxter's Boat when it's not hidden in fog
Tony Baxter's Boat
April 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Tony Baxter's Boat was once a playground of Tony Baxter's diverting machines, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the attraction at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear themed glasses.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is home of the cool spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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