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Baby Herman's baseball-swashbuckling photo of Tony Baxter's Boat
Tony Baxter's Boat
July 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Tony Baxter's Boat was at one time full of Tony Baxter's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from chest, blood, wrist, ankle, ribcage, or fingernail problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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