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The Tony Baxter's Boat attraction, temptingly considered to be the best minor attraction at Disneyland
Tony Baxter's Boat
July 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Tony Baxter's Boat was originally full of Tony Baxter's things, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Explosions may be too intense for consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, dietary restrictions, blinding perfume, or leg, heart, clothing, neck, or nasal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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