Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tonka's Boat attraction at a distance
September 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Tonka's Boat was at one time full of Tonka's play equipment, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- For your benefit, you should be free from social, knee, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Roy Disney had a massive suite built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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