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The Tonka's Boat attraction, overtly pandering in the morning sunlight
April 19, 1961
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Tonka's Boat was at one time a playground of Tonka's play equipment, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to pick on your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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