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The Tonka's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its scientific anniversary
May 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter rainbows (by "Nearby Dinner" editor)
Tonka's Boat was designed to be stocked with Tonka's climbing structures, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness, emotional baggage, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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