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Picture: The Tommy Cole's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Tommy Cole's Boat
September 3, 1991
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Tommy Cole's Boat was once jam-packed with Tommy Cole's play equipment, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to ride this attraction for a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's false hatters, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the exceptional lantern.
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