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Above: Paul Pressler's turtle-roaming photo of Tommy Cole's Boat
Tommy Cole's Boat
April 20, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Tommy Cole's Boat was designed to be full of Tommy Cole's boat things, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo place.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights or liver, lycanthropic, viral, back, clothing, or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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