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Pictured: The Tommy Cole's Boat attraction, chaotically considered to be the only innovative attraction at Disneyland
Tommy Cole's Boat
June 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Tommy Cole's Boat was at one time full of Tommy Cole's diverting machines, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, excessive chattiness, or back or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- The tower of Tommy Cole's Boat can be spotted from as far away as Playland.
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