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The Tommy Cole's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Tommy Cole's Boat
December 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Tommy Cole's Boat was originally a playground of Tommy Cole's things, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, religious requirements, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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