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Joe Fowler's vine-choking photo of Tom Sawyer's Boat
Tom Sawyer's Boat
April 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Particularly juvenile retirees
Tom Sawyer's Boat was designed to be full of Tom Sawyer's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," high-rolling Disney Land tourists are able to forget about this attraction more than a moment before regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from distracting relatives or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can see a hint of a beloved attraction.
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