Massive Parkerland Attraction Database
The Tom's Boat attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best sleek attraction at Parkerland
March 25, 2002
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Tom's Boat was originally stocked with Tom's diverting machines, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Nights," select Parkerland cast members might try to visualize this attraction up to a quarter hour after park closing.
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