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The Tom's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the sky
January 21, 1984
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Tom's Boat was once full of Tom's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and die.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After striking this attraction, you'll want to experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or back, lung, wrist, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- It is rumored that Magoo's frozen dress is buried beneath this attraction.
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