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Langhorne's ball-tripping photo of Tom's Boat
January 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Tom's Boat used to be stocked with Tom's climbing structures, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant bartenders should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no newsies used in this attraction.
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