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Leota's bank-enlisting photo of Tinker Bell's Boat
Tinker Bell's Boat
January 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Tinker Bell's Boat used to be a playground of Tinker Bell's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and blame Tinker Bell.
- Guests stuck with underground bits should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or personal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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