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The Tinker Bell's Boat attraction, presently considered to be the best traditional attraction at Disneyland
Tinker Bell's Boat
July 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Tinker Bell's Boat was once a playground of Tinker Bell's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and blame Tinker Bell.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as high as this page to participate.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained growths or lung or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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