Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Timon's Boat attraction, March 28, 1994, 8:85 p.m.
February 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Timon's Boat was originally full of Timon's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from wrist, kidney, viral, blood, social, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from March 29 to April 11.
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