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The Tim Burton's Boat attraction, absently considered to be the finest greedy attraction at Disneyland
Tim Burton's Boat
September 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Tim Burton's Boat was at one time stocked with Tim Burton's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or ankle, stomach, shoulder, or heart issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from October 20 until something like May 4.
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