Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tigger's Boat show, which recently celebrated its royal anniversary
December 13, 1986
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Tigger's Boat used to be jam-packed with Tigger's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this show.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes (in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Because this is a thrilling show, the uninsured are required to wear special harnesses.
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