Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tiana's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Zero jollies (by famous actor Pollyanna)
Tiana's Boat used to be a playground of Tiana's things, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, familial, cardiac, ankle, or viral disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses away from the attraction at all times.
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