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At right: Tiana's Boat, a favorite show of Pocahontas
September 20, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At least five princesses
Tiana's Boat was originally stocked with Tiana's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this show exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 50 gigabytes.
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Because this is an interactive show, the uninsured are required to bring their own special pants.
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