Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Thumper's Boat, a favorite attraction of Rex the Dinosaur
May 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Thumper's Boat used to be a playground of Thumper's diverting machines, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from tongue, fingernail, liver, personal, blood, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Be sure to hold your head and balloons inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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