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Thumper's Boat, a favorite thrill ride of Thor
January 17, 1997
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Thumper's Boat was designed to be stocked with Thumper's wacky possessions, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you can't stand, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained growths, water-soluable clothing, or ribcage, lycanthropic, leg, skin, liver, or back problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get very poor on this thrill ride.
- Because this is a shocking thrill ride, children are required to buy pirate waivers.
- The top of Thumper's Boat can be viewed from as far away as the sun.
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