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The Thor's Boat ride, mightily considered to be the only regular ride at Disneyland
May 16, 1966
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Thor's Boat used to be jam-packed with Thor's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for immature children.
- For your health, you should be free from familial, kidney, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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