Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thor's Boat attraction, September 12, 2012, 10:10 a.m.
October 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
Thor's Boat used to be full of Thor's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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