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The Thor's Boat attraction during construction

At right: The Thor's Boat attraction during construction

Thor's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1997
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Two and a fraction pixies

Description

Thor's Boat was originally stocked with Thor's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.

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