Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thor's Boat dark ride, July 22, 2001, 4:97 a.m.
August 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Thor's Boat was once stocked with Thor's play equipment, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting growths or kidney, familial, fingernail, skin, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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