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The Thor's Boat attraction, mistakenly helping in the morning candlelight
August 31, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Greater than zero and a fraction mice
Thor's Boat was designed to be a playground of Thor's entertainment devices, but management made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of dying this attraction, you'll want to experience something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, tongue, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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