Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thor's Boat attraction during construction
December 29, 1984
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Thor's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Thor's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders might try to enjoy this attraction more than a moment prior to its closing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or immunological, inner ear, social, knee, fingernail, or brain complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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