Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Thor's Boat attraction during construction
July 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction pixies
Thor's Boat was originally stocked with Thor's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
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