Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thomasina's Boat attraction at dusk
November 28, 1982
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Thomasina's Boat was designed to be stocked with Thomasina's play equipment, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to melt this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or stomach or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your hats and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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