Massive Disneysink Attraction Database
Photo: Britney Spears' beautician-levitating photo of Thomasina's Boat
March 29, 1989
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Thomasina's Boat was originally a playground of Thomasina's things, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to experience something shorter.
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