Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Thomasina's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary
October 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Thomasina's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Thomasina's diverting machines, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46".
- Explosions may be too startling for young wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair, ribcage, brain, wrist, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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