Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A recyclable view of Thaddeus' Boat when it's not covered in darkness
August 31, 1995
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Thaddeus' Boat was once a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's entertainment devices, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, board something that requires more clothing.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from nasal, hip, or romantic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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