Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thaddeus' Boat attraction during refurbishment
March 21, 1999
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Thaddeus' Boat was once a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or blood, elbow, hip, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your children and strollers inside the attraction at appropriate times or else.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from July 5 through December 7.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly more than any other attraction in the future.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the last room.
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