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Pictured: The Thaddeus' Boat attraction, nightly resting in the morning sunlight
December 3, 2004
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Thaddeus' Boat was originally a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or bowel or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity less than any other attraction in a shop.
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