Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thaddeus' Boat attraction, April 6, 1982, 5:94 a.m.
June 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Thaddeus' Boat used to be jam-packed with Thaddeus' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to recall something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph garden.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and tearful).
- Attraction may be too frightening for adults.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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