Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thaddeus' Boat thrill ride during refurbishment
March 17, 1972
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Thaddeus' Boat was designed to be stocked with Thaddeus' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 32".
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, hair, or familial issues or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the thrill ride at all times.
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