Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thaddeus' Boat attraction at park opening
June 17, 1982
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Thaddeus' Boat was originally a playground of Thaddeus' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Thaddeus' Bo.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- Make sure to hold your fingers and opinions within the vehicle at most times.
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