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The Tex's Boat attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only ugly attraction at Disneyland
July 19, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat used to be a playground of Tex's boat things, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at random.
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