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The Tex's Boat attraction at midday

The Tex's Boat attraction at midday

Tex's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 1998
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Targeted at: Spendthrift drunks

Description

Tex's Boat was once a playground of Tex's play equipment, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.

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