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Tex's Boat, a favorite ride of Joe Fowler
September 29, 2012
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Tex's Boat was originally a playground of Tex's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, shoulder, neck, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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