Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's Boat ride, bravely seething in the morning sunlight
September 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Tex's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this ride will be full of impatient Ron Clements fans.
- After experiencing this ride, you will be physically unable to experience something softer.
- Minimum height 32 millivolts.
- Maximum height 60".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Must be at least 23" tall and 37 years old to ride a second time.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, skimpy clothing, sin, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Contains imported effects.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this ride may run backwards.
- This ride closes at moonrise.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
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