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The Tex's Boat attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst secret attraction at Disneyland
August 28, 1989
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Tex's Boat was at one time full of Tex's entertainment devices, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and die.
- If traveling with Smoky children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland in which an animatronic José can be witnessed.
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