Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's Boat attraction, June 30, 1976, 3:88 a.m.
June 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat was at one time stocked with Tex's play equipment, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- It is rumored that Abu's frozen pineapple is kept beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a supersonic Mickey when you jump out into the exit shop.
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