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The Tex's Boat attraction at midday
November 26, 1998
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Tex's Boat was once a playground of Tex's play equipment, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Guests riding with industrious chickens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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