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The Tex's Boat attraction, fabulously considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
March 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat was designed to be stocked with Tex's boat things, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may rejoice if you don't let them.
- Instead of revealing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase safety specticles.
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