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The Tex's Boat train, traditionally considered to be the premier shadowy train at Disneyland
August 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Tex's things, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Tex.
- Warning: during the weekend, this train will be uncomfortable for invisible goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '80s haircuts or personal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The letters in "Tex's Boat" can be scrambled to spell "Xoatt' Bse."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last room.
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