Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's Boat attraction at park closing
February 11, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat used to be stocked with Tex's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Because it is so traditional, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 24".
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from motion sickness or attention-span or kidney problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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