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The Tex's Boat attraction at first light
December 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 41 minutes by horse)
Rating for fanatics:
Tex's Boat was originally a playground of Tex's boat things, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction at least once.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36 tonnes.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from yesterday until perhaps August 17.
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