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The Tex's Boat attraction during construction
March 22, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Tex's Boat was originally full of Tex's boat things, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young consumers.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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