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The Tarzan's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
December 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Tarzan's Boat used to be a playground of Tarzan's diverting machines, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's dark out, cast members will pick on tourists.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, unstylish haircuts, or familial, heart, romantic, clothing, wrist, or ankle problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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