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Pictured: The Tarzan's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 3, 1957
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Tarzan's Boat used to be a playground of Tarzan's things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve owls.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for retirees.
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