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The Tarzan's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
July 9, 2003
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Tarzan's Boat used to be full of Tarzan's things, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, novelty haircuts, sin, or elbow, finger, stomach, personal, bowel, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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