Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Suzanna's Boat thrill ride, generously churning in the evening sunlight
March 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge stars
Suzanna's Boat was at one time full of Suzanna's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you are the natural enemy of this thrill ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
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