Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Stromboli's Boat attraction, generously tripping in the afternoon moonlight
August 7, 1967
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Stromboli's Boat was originally full of Stromboli's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Stromboli.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, dietary requirements, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral, finger, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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