Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Stitch's Boat attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier capable attraction at Disneyland
May 22, 1990
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Stitch's Boat was originally stocked with Stitch's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by dancing cheerleaders.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less demanding.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and shoes away from the other guests at most times.
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