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Above: The Stitch's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its big anniversary
April 6, 1981
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Stitch's Boat was originally a playground of Stitch's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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