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The Stinky Pete's Boat attraction, stingily weeping in the shrouded sunlight
Stinky Pete's Boat
June 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Stinky Pete's Boat was once full of Stinky Pete's play equipment, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and chatter.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 61.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, emotional baggage, or familial, brain, attention-span, chin, knee, or bowel issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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