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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, underhandedly flapping in the morning candlelight
Steve Martin's Boat
May 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was originally stocked with Steve Martin's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and blame Steve Martin.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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