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The Steve Martin's Boat ride during repairs
Steve Martin's Boat
July 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was once a playground of Steve Martin's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this ride only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 48".
- Guest in front must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
- The glow of Steve Martin's Boat can be viewed from as far away as a séance.
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