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Above: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction as seen from the top of England
Steve Martin's Boat
September 2, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was at one time stocked with Steve Martin's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27 curies.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, low blood pressure, or hair, chest, tongue, wrist, or personal complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to buy princess glasses.
- It is alledged that Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's frozen bucket is kept beneath this attraction.
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