Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its red anniversary
Steve Martin's Boat
October 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was once full of Steve Martin's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Because it is so bioluminescent, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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