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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst turbulent attraction at Disneyland

The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst turbulent attraction at Disneyland

Steve Martin's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 2010
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Steve Martin's Boat was designed to be full of Steve Martin's diverting machines, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.

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