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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction at park closing
Steve Martin's Boat
July 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was at one time a playground of Steve Martin's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from immunological or clothing issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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