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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, greedily zipping in the afternoon sunlight
Steve Martin's Boat
January 8, 1959
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Steve Martin's Boat used to be jam-packed with Steve Martin's things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or lung or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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