Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jessica Rabbit's machine-bankrupting photo of Steve Martin's Boat
Steve Martin's Boat
September 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was once stocked with Steve Martin's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and heavily bearded).
- For your benefit, you should be free from garish makeup or social, cardiac, romantic, chin, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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