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The Steve Martin's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst turbulent attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Boat
November 29, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was designed to be full of Steve Martin's diverting machines, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Driver must be at least 58" (on your birthday) tall.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 17 years old to ride with the pilot.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
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