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Picture: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction as seen from the top of America
Steve Martin's Boat
January 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was originally full of Steve Martin's climbing structures, but Disney security made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and blame Steve Martin.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting farm animals.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure or familial, spinal, or blood problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and shoes within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- The glow of Steve Martin's Boat can be spotted from as far away as Spain.
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