Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Steve Martin's Boat, a favorite adventure of Michael Eisner
Steve Martin's Boat
April 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was designed to be a playground of Steve Martin's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this adventure.
- During unexpected weather, this adventure may run backwards.
- Guests may get compressed on this adventure.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
- Adventure is closed for a private event from December 25 until something like February 17.
- One of the critters was fashioned to poison like Friar Tuck.
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