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Image: The Steve Martin's Boat attraction at a distance
Steve Martin's Boat
March 12, 1987
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was at one time stocked with Steve Martin's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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