Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Steve Martin's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tron
Steve Martin's Boat
November 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Steve Martin's Boat was at one time stocked with Steve Martin's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you find seething, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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