Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A red view of Steve Jobs' Boat when it's inundated in darkness
Steve Jobs' Boat
April 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was originally full of Steve Jobs' Bo's diverting machines, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
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