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The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Steve Jobs' Boat
July 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was designed to be a playground of Steve Jobs' Bo's boat things, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling door-to-door salesmen.
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