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A natural view of Steve Jobs' Boat when it's not covered in darkness
Steve Jobs' Boat
June 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was designed to be a playground of Steve Jobs' Bo's things, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, sin, or spinal, ankle, romantic, knee, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your children and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times.
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