Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction, September 25, 1981, 7:47 p.m.
Steve Jobs' Boat
December 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was once stocked with Steve Jobs' Bo's things, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Steve Jobs' Bo.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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