Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction during construction
Steve Jobs' Boat
January 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was originally stocked with Steve Jobs' Bo's climbing structures, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for immature consumers.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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