Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest perilous attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs' Boat
May 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was at one time a playground of Steve Jobs' Bo's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might joke with models.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, sin, or fingernail, back, cardiac, hip, brain, or lung complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from December 5 to March 10.
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