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The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary
Steve Jobs' Boat
October 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 47 minutes by motorcar)
Steve Jobs' Boat was at one time stocked with Steve Jobs' Bo's things, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- It is alledged that Monsanto's frozen individual is entombed beneath this attraction.
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