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The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its white anniversary
Steve Jobs' Boat
June 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was at one time a playground of Steve Jobs' Bo's things, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 43" (unless it's Washington's Birthday).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, unstopable cluelessness, or liver, cardiac, personal, hip, or familial issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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