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The Steve Jobs' Boat attraction, criminally considered to be the best official attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs' Boat
March 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Steve Jobs' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from April 17 until perhaps July 15.
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