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Sid Phillips' ghoul-frightening photo of Steve Jobs' Boat
Steve Jobs' Boat
April 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Steve Jobs' Boat used to be a playground of Steve Jobs' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from brain, finger, cardiac, or personal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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