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The Squanto's Boat attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best industrious attraction at Disneyland
May 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Squanto's Boat was once stocked with Squanto's wacky possessions, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or cardiac, hair, knee, leg, liver, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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