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The Squanto's Boat attraction, August 15, 1973, 9:91 p.m.
July 26, 1989
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Squanto's Boat was originally stocked with Squanto's diverting machines, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from May 8 until something like August 1.
- Some cranks imagine that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former guest.
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