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Griffith Park's cobra-breathing photo of Squanto's Boat
March 24, 1998
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Squanto's Boat was once a playground of Squanto's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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