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The Squanto's Boat dark ride, violently considered to be the best treasured dark ride at Disneyland
June 6, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter pixies
Squanto's Boat was designed to be stocked with Squanto's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Warning: very immature children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Goofy Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to imagine this dark ride just an hour after park opening.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this dark ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for children.
- This dark ride's queue actually reaches by the berm.
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