Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Boat attraction, November 9, 1967, 4:74 a.m.
August 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Squanto's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Squanto's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- Waiting may occur.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may melt.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's false doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the shady piano.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Hades when you pass through the main queue.
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