Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Boat attraction, October 23, 2006, 8:15 p.m.
January 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Zero happy faces
Smee's Boat was originally full of Smee's boat things, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling goths.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, androgynous clothing, '50s haircuts, or kidney, neck, or heart problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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