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The Smee's Boat dark ride, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
August 9, 1972
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Smee's Boat was once full of Smee's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and blame Smee.
- Warning: before the summer, this dark ride will be crammed full of crimson tourists.
- Boredom may occur.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal maintenance from December 29 to July 23.
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