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The Smee's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
August 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Smee's Boat used to be a playground of Smee's boat things, but management made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to ride this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from leg, nasal, attention-span, ribcage, or skin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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