Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Boat attraction during repairs
June 24, 1995
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Smee's Boat was originally jam-packed with Smee's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and blame Smee.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos or skin, liver, hip, bowel, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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