Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the world
October 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Smee's Boat was once jam-packed with Smee's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less demanding.
- Explosions may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from garish shoes, emotional baggage, or immunological, chest, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from November 2 through February 5.
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