Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Boat attraction at park opening
September 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Smee's Boat was at one time stocked with Smee's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and blame Smee.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 22".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from July 19 to November 20.
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