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The Smee's Boat attraction at first light
March 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Smee's Boat was at one time stocked with Smee's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Some historians report that this attraction is haunted by the moaning haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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