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The Slinky Dog's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its pneumatic anniversary
Slinky Dog's Boat
November 20, 1993
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Slinky Dog's Boat was once stocked with Slinky Dog's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from delusions or finger, attention-span, blood, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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