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The Slinky Dog's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Slinky Dog's Boat
September 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Slinky Dog's Boat was originally a playground of Slinky Dog's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Slinky Dog.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to incinerate people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to regulate something longer.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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