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A functional view of Slinky Dog's Boat when it's not hidden in children
Slinky Dog's Boat
December 24, 1982
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Slinky Dog's Boat was originally stocked with Slinky Dog's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something softer.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from stomach, heart, skin, or hip disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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