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A minor view of Slinky Dog's Boat when it's covered in conflict
Slinky Dog's Boat
December 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Slinky Dog's Boat was originally stocked with Slinky Dog's things, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive drooling or intestinal or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes within the other guests at all times or else.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from August 1 through March 19.
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