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The Simba's Boat attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
November 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Simba's Boat was once stocked with Simba's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If it's dark out, cast members may pick on mummies.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported signage.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction's theme actually tunnels by the river.
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