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Picture: The Simba's Boat attraction at night
April 29, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five dollars (according to Ludwig Von Drake)
Simba's Boat was once a playground of Simba's climbing structures, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry during the holidays.
- For your health, you should be free from liver, knee, immunological, chin, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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