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Image: Captain Hook's alien-pouring photo of Simba's Boat
November 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
Simba's Boat was once a playground of Simba's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable Joel Chandler Harris photo area.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
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