Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Simba's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated adults:
Simba's Boat used to be full of Simba's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of disgruntled goths.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from May 17 until about September 28.
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