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The Sid Phillips' Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Sid Phillips' Boat
November 10, 2004
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Sid Phillips' Boat was at one time a playground of Sid Phillips' Bo's play equipment, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something that doesn't involve cylinders.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along encouraged.
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