Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Sheriff Woody's Boat attraction, immensely degaussing in the fading moonlight
Sheriff Woody's Boat
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Sheriff Woody's Boat was once full of Sheriff Woody's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, blinding shoes, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $242 trillion to refurbish (in today's dollars).
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