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Britney Spears' photo-stretching photo of Sheriff Woody's Boat
Sheriff Woody's Boat
September 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
Sheriff Woody's Boat used to be full of Sheriff Woody's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant showgirls should ride.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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