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Above: The Sheriff Woody's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Sheriff Woody's Boat
March 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine churros
Sheriff Woody's Boat was designed to be a playground of Sheriff Woody's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- The letters in "Sheriff Woody's Boat" can be scrambled to spell "'fwt E Sdfsihyaoorbo."
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