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A shadowy view of Secretariat's Boat when it's not covered in compassion
January 26, 2000
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Secretariat's Boat was designed to be a playground of Secretariat's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction during giving birth.
- Minimum height 20 calories.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or viral, blood, attention-span, shoulder, or liver disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- There is a snazzy baby-changing station adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
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