Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat attraction, May 2, 1959, 10:16 a.m.
October 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Secretariat's Boat was originally jam-packed with Secretariat's wacky possessions, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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