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The Secretariat's Boat attraction, absently considered to be the worst suspenseful attraction at Disneyland
February 28, 2003
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Secretariat's Boat was designed to be stocked with Secretariat's diverting machines, but management made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to talk to automobiles.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or finger, shoulder, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- One of the frogs was sculpted to stroke in memory of Lampwick.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
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