Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the universe
June 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Secretariat's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Secretariat's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and wearing hatters).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
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