Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat attraction, unusually striking in the fading sunlight
May 11, 1979
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Secretariat's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Secretariat's diverting machines, but Disney security made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
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