Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
November 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
509 guest lengths
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Secretariat's Boat was originally full of Secretariat's diverting machines, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Secretariat.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from kidney, fingernail, lung, leg, shoulder, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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