Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Boat attraction at park closing
October 19, 2000
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Schweitzer's Boat was originally full of Schweitzer's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from intestinal, nasal, or clothing issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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