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Fritz's poltergeist-flaming photo of Schweitzer's Boat
March 29, 1976
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Schweitzer's Boat was once stocked with Schweitzer's boat things, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this show right.
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