Massive Chernabogland Attraction Database
Picture: The Schweitzer's Boat show at midday
May 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Schweitzer's Boat was at one time a playground of Schweitzer's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you will want to avoid this show.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this show.
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