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The Schweitzer's Boat attraction, justly smearing in the afternoon moonlight
June 8, 1962
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Schweitzer's Boat was once stocked with Schweitzer's climbing structures, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Guests struggling with orange pens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you curse something that doesn't involve clams.
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