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The Schweitzer's Boat attraction at park closing

The Schweitzer's Boat attraction at park closing

Schweitzer's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 1962
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're precious)
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Schweitzer's Boat was originally stocked with Schweitzer's play equipment, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.

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