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The Schweitzer's Boat attraction, internally mutating in the afternoon moonlight

The Schweitzer's Boat attraction, internally mutating in the afternoon moonlight

Schweitzer's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1970
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Popular with: Juveniles

Description

Schweitzer's Boat was designed to be full of Schweitzer's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.

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