Massive Chernabogland Attraction Database

The Schweitzer's Boat show at midday

Picture: The Schweitzer's Boat show at midday

Schweitzer's Boat

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 15, 1994
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Groups


Schweitzer's Boat was at one time a playground of Schweitzer's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and sue.

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