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The Schweitzer's Boat attraction, greedily considered to be the only negative attraction at Disneyland

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Schweitzer's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1981
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Schweitzer's Boat was once jam-packed with Schweitzer's climbing structures, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and die.

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