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Schweitzer's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
June 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Schweitzer's Boat was originally jam-packed with Schweitzer's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to sell this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction veterans have written a massive log in which is written the names of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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