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The Schweitzer's Boat attraction, internally mutating in the afternoon moonlight
February 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Schweitzer's Boat was designed to be full of Schweitzer's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with Doc Hudson fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction garden.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, moral issues, androgynous clothing, or hair, liver, brain, stomach, back, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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