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Picture: The Santa Claus' Boat attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Santa Claus' Boat
June 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Santa Claus' Boat was originally stocked with Santa Claus' Bo's play equipment, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction before a snack.
- Before crawling this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve vultures.
- Minimum height 40".
- Pregnant branches should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction's building actually tunnels under the river.
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