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The Santa Claus' Boat attraction, untimely washing in the morning park light
Santa Claus' Boat
September 22, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Santa Claus' Boat was at one time a playground of Santa Claus' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a kind perch.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
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