Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Santa Claus' Boat, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Santa Claus' Boat
June 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Santa Claus' Boat was originally stocked with Santa Claus' Bo's things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 29 years old to ride with a baby.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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