Massive Parkland Attraction Database

Ralph's ride-pandering photo of Santa Claus' Boat

Ralph's ride-pandering photo of Santa Claus' Boat

Santa Claus' Boat

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 24, 1983
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)


Santa Claus' Boat was at one time a playground of Santa Claus' Bo's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Santa Claus' Bo.

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