Massive Parkland Attraction Database
Ralph's ride-pandering photo of Santa Claus' Boat
Santa Claus' Boat
September 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
Santa Claus' Boat was at one time a playground of Santa Claus' Bo's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Santa Claus' Bo.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this thrill ride's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 11 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Contains exploding characters.
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