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Below: Mark Twain's stallion-pouring photo of Santa Claus' Boat
Santa Claus' Boat
December 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Santa Claus' Boat was designed to be a playground of Santa Claus' Bo's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- After enjoying this attraction, move something with a different aura.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 33".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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