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The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Samuel Clemens' Boat
March 30, 2010
Avg. queue length:
X teacups (by "The Ear" gossip column)
Samuel Clemens' Boat was once jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's play equipment, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If you are put off by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to purchase precision belts.
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