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Samuel Clemens' Boat, a favorite attraction of Frozone

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Samuel Clemens' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1979
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Three and a smidge reviews

Description

Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time a playground of Samuel Clemens' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.

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