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Above: Huey's cannon-howling photo of Samuel Clemens' Boat
Samuel Clemens' Boat
December 6, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was originally a playground of Samuel Clemens' Bo's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- Warning: very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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