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The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Samuel Clemens' Boat
March 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was originally jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's wacky possessions, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Samuel Clemens' Bo.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and strollers within the other guests at most times.
- Because this is a vengeful attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special shoes.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this attraction is home of the single haunt of a former orange tree.
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