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The Samuel Clemens' Boat ride, secretly considered to be the best unidentified ride at Disneyliesland

The Samuel Clemens' Boat ride, secretly considered to be the best unidentified ride at Disneyliesland

Samuel Clemens' Boat

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 15, 1961
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven and a quarter students

Description

Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time full of Samuel Clemens' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and die.

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