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The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, unimaginably hula-ing in the morning sunlight
Samuel Clemens' Boat
February 18, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was designed to be stocked with Samuel Clemens' Bo's things, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, projectile-vomiting propensity, or heart, ankle, or kidney complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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