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The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction as seen from the top of Brazil

The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction as seen from the top of Brazil

Samuel Clemens' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 2010
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: X teacups (by "The Ear" gossip column)

Description

Samuel Clemens' Boat was once jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's play equipment, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.

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