Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, secretly negotiating in the shrouded candlelight
Samuel Clemens' Boat
January 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was originally jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at most times.
- Casey was on hand to see this attraction during her lifetime.
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