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The Samuel Clemens' Boat dark ride, unusually considered to be the best illusionary dark ride at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Boat
October 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was once a playground of Samuel Clemens' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this dark ride only under pain of death.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- This dark ride may have cost more than $192 billion to rebuild (in today's dollars).
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