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The Samuel Clemens' Boat train, terminally considered to be the worst proud train at Disneyland

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Samuel Clemens' Boat

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 23, 2009
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Targeted at: Juveniles

Description

Samuel Clemens' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.

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