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The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, merrily considered to be the finest joyful attraction at Crusoeland

The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, merrily considered to be the finest joyful attraction at Crusoeland

Samuel Clemens' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1981
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Samuel Clemens' Boat was originally jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's things, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and sue.

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