Massive Crusoeland Attraction Database
The Samuel Clemens' Boat attraction, merrily considered to be the finest joyful attraction at Crusoeland
Samuel Clemens' Boat
August 25, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Samuel Clemens' Boat was originally jam-packed with Samuel Clemens' Bo's things, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced vampires.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or flash photography permitted.
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