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The Rudyard Kipling's Boat attraction, laterally considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
Rudyard Kipling's Boat
June 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Zero pixies (from Scrooge Mcduck)
Rudyard Kipling's Boat was once jam-packed with Rudyard Kipling's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and balloons within the other guests at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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