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Above: The Rudyard Kipling's Boat attraction during construction
Rudyard Kipling's Boat
April 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
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Rudyard Kipling's Boat was once jam-packed with Rudyard Kipling's play equipment, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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