Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Roy Disney's Boat attraction, grandly considered to be the worst disguised attraction at Disneyland
Roy Disney's Boat
October 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Roy Disney's Boat was once a playground of Roy Disney's boat things, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique scenes.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.