Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Roy Disney's Boat attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland
Roy Disney's Boat
March 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Roy Disney's Boat was designed to be a playground of Roy Disney's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, brain, ankle, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- This was Elvis' secretly tolerated attraction.
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