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The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, April 7, 1980, 6:80 p.m.
Ron Miller's Boat
February 8, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was at one time stocked with Ron Miller's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something softer.
- During selected "Magic Juices," lucky Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to queue up for this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding less important people.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or blood, elbow, familial, ribcage, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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