Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Ron Miller's Boat attraction at park closing
Ron Miller's Boat
January 4, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat used to be jam-packed with Ron Miller's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Ron Miller.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the sign to enter.
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