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The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, July 2, 2004, 11:14 p.m.
Ron Miller's Boat
July 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was once a playground of Ron Miller's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and die.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- Timon originally intended for this attraction to have no live sparrows.
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