Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
A carefree view of Ron Miller's Boat when it's not covered in tarps
Ron Miller's Boat
January 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was once full of Ron Miller's entertainment devices, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve elk.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant bananas won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Element of The Disneyland Hotel.
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