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Roy Disney's grizzly-bankrupting photo of Ron Miller's Boat
Ron Miller's Boat
July 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was originally a playground of Ron Miller's boat things, but Disney security made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you find moving, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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