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Jane's engineer-revealing photo of Ron Miller's Boat
Ron Miller's Boat
April 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was originally full of Ron Miller's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No food or dawdling encouraged.
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