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Pictured: The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the best popular attraction at Disneyland
Ron Miller's Boat
June 7, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Ron Miller's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If you are put off by patches, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 26 years old to ride in front.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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