Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ron Miller's Boat attraction at park closing
Ron Miller's Boat
July 30, 1991
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Ron Miller's Boat used to be stocked with Ron Miller's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Ron Miller.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to drop this attraction repeatedly.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to purchase princess specticles.
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