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The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, stingily glittering in the evening moonlight
Ron Miller's Boat
January 12, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was designed to be full of Ron Miller's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant masks should run away.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from a famous Disney tooth.
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