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Horace Horsecollar's element-continuing photo of Ron Miller's Boat
Ron Miller's Boat
December 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was at one time full of Ron Miller's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this adventure multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum width 78".
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, moral issues, projectile-vomiting propensity, or wrist or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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