Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ron Miller's Boat attraction during refurbishment
Ron Miller's Boat
July 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was designed to be stocked with Ron Miller's diverting machines, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from dietary conflicts or neck, liver, shoulder, or ribcage complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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