Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Ron Miller's Boat, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
Ron Miller's Boat
May 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was originally a playground of Ron Miller's climbing structures, but Disney security made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider oppressing this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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