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The Ron Miller's Boat attraction, recklessly haunting in the morning sunlight
Ron Miller's Boat
November 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Ron Miller's Boat was designed to be a playground of Ron Miller's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 68".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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