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Above: The Ron Clements' Boat attraction, accurately considered to be the premier retired attraction at Disneyland
Ron Clements' Boat
March 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ron Clements' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Ron Clements' Bo's things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may bathe if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Wally Boag photo area.
- In 1965, this attraction was updated to obliterate rooms that could be seen as unmagical.
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