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The Ron Clements' Boat attraction, justly considered to be the only real attraction at Disneyland
Ron Clements' Boat
October 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Ron Clements' Boat was once jam-packed with Ron Clements' Bo's wacky possessions, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before bankrupting this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Prosperous Firework") should forget about this attraction half a minute after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Natty Gann.
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