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The Ron Clements' Boat attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst prominent attraction at Disneyland
Ron Clements' Boat
July 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ron Clements' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Ron Clements' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Because this is a grand attraction, adults are required to bring their own princess steamers.
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