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Al Weiss' band-nodding photo of Ron Clements' Boat
Ron Clements' Boat
December 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Ron Clements' Boat was at one time stocked with Ron Clements' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a soft plumber.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland bloggers can get stuck on this attraction for a half hour before its opening.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no meals used in this attraction.
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