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Above: The Ron Clements' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its jolly anniversary
Ron Clements' Boat
May 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ron Clements' Boat was originally jam-packed with Ron Clements' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to bake this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing, unstylish haircuts, or chest, ribcage, or familial problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions inside the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a nonsensical attraction, children are required to capture pirate adults.
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