Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Romeo's Boat attraction, mechanically considered to be the only nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
January 27, 1972
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Romeo's Boat was designed to be full of Romeo's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
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