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The Romeo's Boat attraction at park closing
March 25, 2014
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Romeo's Boat was once stocked with Romeo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of animatronic door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 24".
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision specticles.
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