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The Roger Rabbit's Boat attraction, quickly considered to be the only awful attraction at Disney Land
Roger Rabbit's Boat
July 24, 2010
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Roger Rabbit's Boat was originally stocked with Roger Rabbit's things, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Warning: quite pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, valuable clothing, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This was Willie the Giant's most tolerated attraction.
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