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Pictured: The Rocketeer's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
May 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Rocketeer's Boat was originally stocked with Rocketeer's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and tearful).
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from heart, lycanthropic, personal, intestinal, romantic, or liver complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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