Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Rocketeer's Boat, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
January 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rocketeer's Boat was originally stocked with Rocketeer's things, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, find something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland annual passholders will want to experience this attraction less than a quarter hour after less important people.
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