Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Robon Crusoe's Boat attraction, untimely glowing in the evening sunlight
Robon Crusoe's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 1979
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Designed for: Drunks
Description
Robon Crusoe's Boat was once jam-packed with Robon Crusoe's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and blame Robon Crusoe.
Touring Advice
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
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