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Pictured: A floral view of Robon Crusoe's Boat when it's not inundated in fog
Robon Crusoe's Boat
December 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Robon Crusoe's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Robon Crusoe's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 67".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or familial disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
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