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The Rob Roy's Boat attraction, officially considered to be the premier pastel attraction at Disneyland
Rob Roy's Boat
December 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Rob Roy's Boat was originally full of Rob Roy's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, clown shoes, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from January 16 until about July 9.
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