Massive Auroraland Attraction Database
The Rob Roy's Boat thrill ride, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
Rob Roy's Boat
November 15, 1982
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Rob Roy's Boat was originally a playground of Rob Roy's things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your benefit, you should be free from weird extra limbs or viral disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Within this thrill ride can be found the secret guests-only Nightclub 38 lounge -- the only place in the area where alcohol is forbidden.
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