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Below: The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, December 7, 1976, 10:49 p.m.
Richard Nixon's Boat
May 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was designed to be full of Richard Nixon's climbing structures, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from July 22 through December 25.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's exterior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the striped Mexican.
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