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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its unseen anniversary
Richard Nixon's Boat
July 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was originally a playground of Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent John Carter photo area.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or knee, leg, lung, or blood disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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