Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest dormant attraction at Disneyland

The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest dormant attraction at Disneyland

Richard Nixon's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1975
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Richard Nixon's Boat was once stocked with Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.

Touring Tips

Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.