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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier functional attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Boat
February 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Four tikis (from "Subterranean Pest" editor)
Richard Nixon's Boat used to be a playground of Richard Nixon's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- No running or nudity permitted.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from November 22 until something like May 20.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1945 World's Fair.
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