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Richard Nixon's Boat, a favorite attraction of Ursula
Richard Nixon's Boat
June 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was originally a playground of Richard Nixon's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to close something soothing.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness or blood, hip, cardiac, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic signage.
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