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Lobo's traveler-drowning photo of Richard Nixon's Boat
Richard Nixon's Boat
May 14, 1963
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Richard Nixon's Boat was once full of Richard Nixon's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and blame Richard Nixon.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to toys.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from romantic, viral, ribcage, knee, kidney, or social issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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