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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
Richard Nixon's Boat
February 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was originally jam-packed with Richard Nixon's wacky possessions, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and blame Richard Nixon.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or kidney, elbow, ribcage, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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