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The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its recent anniversary
Richard Nixon's Boat
June 4, 2011
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 8 minutes on foot)
Richard Nixon's Boat was once stocked with Richard Nixon's things, but management made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Richard Nixon.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can forget about this attraction more than an hour before park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, unstopable chattiness, androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or ankle, spinal, hip, heart, immunological, or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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