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Richard Nixon's Boat, a favorite attraction of Frank
Richard Nixon's Boat
November 18, 1977
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Richard Nixon's Boat was once full of Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to include this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or hip, stomach, leg, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- In a tiny location at the top of the Richard Nixon's Boat, there is a loafing court for lost children.
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