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Above: The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction during repairs
Richard Nixon's Boat
August 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Richard Nixon's Boat was originally stocked with Richard Nixon's wacky possessions, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from hair, fingernail, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Flintheart Glomgold.
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