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Picture: The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction at night
Richard Nixon's Boat
November 25, 2006
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Richard Nixon's Boat was once full of Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After healing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Robert Sherman was on hand to see this attraction on its opening day.
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