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Tiger Lily's cougar-vacuuming photo of Richard Nixon's Boat
Richard Nixon's Boat
July 29, 1989
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Richard Nixon's Boat was designed to be a playground of Richard Nixon's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction last thing in the evening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or fingernail, familial, tongue, nasal, viral, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in Wonderland.
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