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Pictured: The Richard Nixon's Boat attraction, nightly considered to be the best perilous attraction at DisneyLand
Richard Nixon's Boat
November 2, 1975
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Richard Nixon's Boat was originally jam-packed with Richard Nixon's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will pick on you.
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