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An awful view of Richard Irvine's Boat when it's not hidden in information
Richard Irvine's Boat
March 27, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Richard Irvine's Boat was designed to be a playground of Richard Irvine's boat things, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may sing to your friends.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, ethical issues, runny shoes, or inner ear, back, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear themed specticles.
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