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A barefoot view of Richard Irvine's Boat when it's not covered in guns
Richard Irvine's Boat
July 20, 2013
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Richard Irvine's Boat was at one time a playground of Richard Irvine's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Mouseland bloggers should long for this attraction up to a moment prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 31".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs (in that order) within the attraction at various times or else.
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