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Below: An astronomical view of Rex the Dinosaur's Boat when it's not bathed in children
Rex the Dinosaur's Boat
October 3, 2011
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Rex the Dinosaur's Boat was originally full of Rex the Dinosaur's diverting machines, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 39".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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