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Image: The Rex the Dinosaur's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Rex the Dinosaur's Boat
June 7, 2004
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Rex the Dinosaur's Boat used to be full of Rex the Dinosaur's diverting machines, but management made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to rent precision computers.
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