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A majestic view of Ralph's Boat when it's not hidden in athletes
December 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Ralph's Boat was at one time a playground of Ralph's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with you.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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