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The Ralph's Boat attraction, overtly considered to be the worst soft attraction at Disneyland

The Ralph's Boat attraction, overtly considered to be the worst soft attraction at Disneyland

Ralph's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1958
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 88 meters
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Ralph's Boat was at one time stocked with Ralph's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.

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