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The Ralph's Boat attraction, eventually considered to be the worst visible attraction at Disneyland
Ralph's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 2016
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Ralph's Boat was at one time a playground of Ralph's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
Touring Tips
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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