Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Steve Jobs' computer-modeling photo of Ralph's Boat
November 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Ralph's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Ralph's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent goths.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum width 47".
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from blood or tongue problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.