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Ralph's Boat, a favorite attraction of Card Walker
March 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
Ralph's Boat used to be full of Ralph's play equipment, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Expectant parents should ride.
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