Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Boat attraction at first light
May 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Ralph's Boat used to be stocked with Ralph's diverting machines, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may vanish if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Guest in front must be at least 56" tall.
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from heart, ankle, bowel, blood, or back disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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