Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Boat attraction during construction
December 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Ralph's Boat was originally a playground of Ralph's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Ralph.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to adopt you.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something shorter.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and balloons away from the cast members at all times.
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