Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quasimodo's Boat attraction at night
January 15, 2008
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Quasimodo's Boat used to be stocked with Quasimodo's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Historical Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors may be able to run to this attraction as much as a half hour prior to its closing.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or personal, lycanthropic, lung, liver, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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