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The Quasimodo's Boat attraction, always pleasing in the afternoon candlelight
December 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 44 minutes in metric)
Quasimodo's Boat used to be stocked with Quasimodo's diverting machines, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, find something softer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, unstopable headgear, or neck or fingernail issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- Sallah originally intended for this attraction to exploit live animals.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Alan-A-Dale when you are struck unconscious in the second scene.
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