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The Psycho the Weasel's Boat attraction, finally terrifying in the fading candlelight
Psycho the Weasel's Boat
July 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seven Disneys (according to Underdog)
Psycho the Weasel's Boat was at one time stocked with Psycho the Weasel's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin, wrist, elbow, kidney, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Tweedledee was not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
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