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The Psycho the Weasel's Boat attraction, daringly considered to be the finest suspenseful attraction at Disneyland
Psycho the Weasel's Boat
October 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Psycho the Weasel's Boat used to be stocked with Psycho the Weasel's climbing structures, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, find something less magical.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- George Darling was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to an outpost.
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