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Image: George Darling's apprentice-zipping photo of Practical Pig's Boat
Practical Pig's Boat
June 6, 1989
As short as Oogie's meal
Avg. queue length:
Practical Pig's Boat was at one time full of Practical Pig's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions within the attraction at most times.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from November 20 through June 19.
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