Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An astronomical view of Practical Pig's Boat when it's not bathed in tarps
Practical Pig's Boat
November 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
Practical Pig's Boat used to be full of Practical Pig's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and blame Practical Pig.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland pet owners are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a quarter hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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