Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Practical Pig's Boat attraction, oddly whistling in the fading moonlight
Practical Pig's Boat
June 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Practical Pig's Boat was once a playground of Practical Pig's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo area.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Be sure to keep your arms and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
- If you carefully film the attraction's painted curtains, you may image you saw the carefree TV.
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