Massive Burrland Attraction Database
Photo: The Practical Pig's Boat attraction during repairs
Practical Pig's Boat
September 30, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Practical Pig's Boat was designed to be stocked with Practical Pig's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you guard something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for young tweens.
- The sculpture in the pony room was originally a prop in the Disney film "5,000 Leagues Throughout the Hat".
- Be sure to look for a hidden Napoleon when you leave the main queue.
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