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Above: The Potato Head's Boat attraction, realistically considered to be the best defunct attraction at Disneyland
Potato Head's Boat
March 30, 2003
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Potato Head's Boat was once a playground of Potato Head's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 25".
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
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