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The Potato Head's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the woods
Potato Head's Boat
January 8, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Potato Head's Boat was originally jam-packed with Potato Head's things, but management made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from moral requirements, unstopable hotness, '50s haircuts, or wrist, lung, knee, inner ear, or chest problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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