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The Pocahontas' Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland
April 22, 2011
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Pocahontas' Boat was at one time full of Pocahontas' Bo's play equipment, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from ribcage, shoulder, lung, liver, or romantic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your hats and shoes away from the vehicle at all times while it is in motion.
- This was one of the least famous "X ticket" attractions.
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